I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks
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Parenting: nailed it. These I Love My Asshole Kids Crew Socks say what every worn-out parent is really thinking—with love, of course. Set on a light blue base, these socks feature a retro-style woman cheerfully holding hands with her two kids, framed by the brutally honest phrase “I love my asshole kids.” Her smiling face is repeated on the foot. Finished with a dark blue toe, heel, and cuff.
Details:
- Crew length for everyday chaos
- Light blue base with dark blue accents and retro graphic
- Quirky phrase
- Soft, stretchy, and breathable material
- One size fits most
Unfiltered, exhausted, and still showing up—these socks are for the real MVPs of parenting.

Socks
THICKENED TOE & HEEL
Experience maximum comfort and support with our socks that feature a thickened toe and heel, making them the perfect choice for long days on your feet.
MOISTURE-WICKING TECHNOLOGY
Say goodbye to sweaty feet with our moisture-wicking technology that is designed to keep your feet cool and dry, and prevent sweat and odors from ruining your day.
INTRICATE KNITTING
The y-gore heel ensures a secure fit and prevents slipping, while the extended cuff adds extra comfort and helps keep your socks in place all day long.




