I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks
Parenting: nailed it. These I Love My Asshole Kids Crew Socks say what every worn-out parent is really thinking—with love, of course. Set on a light blue base, these socks feature a retro-style woman cheerfully holding hands with her two kids, framed by the brutally honest phrase “I love my asshole kids.” Her smiling face is repeated on the foot. Finished with a dark blue toe, heel, and cuff.
Details:
- Crew length for everyday chaos
- Light blue base with dark blue accents and retro graphic
- Quirky phrase
- Soft, stretchy, and breathable material
- One size fits most
Unfiltered, exhausted, and still showing up—these socks are for the real MVPs of parenting.
Product Details
- Style: Classic Crew, built to hit that sweet spot at mid-calf for a great fit all day long.
- Measurements: About 10 inches from heel to the top of the cuff.
- Material Blend: A premium blend of 45% Cotton, 52% Polyester, and 3% Spandex. Soft, flexible, and tough enough to keep its shape wear after wear.
- Construction:
- Thickened Toe & Heel: Extra cushioning where you need it most. Reinforced toe and heel deliver next-level comfort and support for long days, late nights, and everything in between.
- Moisture-Wicking Technology: Don’t sweat it. Advanced moisture-wicking tech keeps your feet cool, dry, and fresh.
- Intricate Knitting: The Y-gore heel locks in a secure, slip-free fit, while the extended cuff and premium 200-thread-count construction crank up the comfort and keep your socks exactly where they belong.
- Sizing:
- Size M fits: Men’s 3.5–8.5 / Women’s 5–10
- Size L fits: Men’s 8–12 / Women’s 9.5–13.5
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Socks
THICKENED TOE & HEEL
Experience maximum comfort and support with our socks that feature a thickened toe and heel, making them the perfect choice for long days on your feet.
MOISTURE-WICKING TECHNOLOGY
Say goodbye to sweaty feet with our moisture-wicking technology that is designed to keep your feet cool and dry, and prevent sweat and odors from ruining your day.
INTRICATE KNITTING
The y-gore heel ensures a secure fit and prevents slipping, while the extended cuff adds extra comfort and helps keep your socks in place all day long.
Officially licensed
Every pair of ODD Sox features 100% authentic artwork created through official partnerships with leading pop culture and entertainment brands.